jangan pandang hanya pada rupe..

artis sekadar gambar hiasan

di suatu petang yg aman..

angin sepoi2 bahasa melayu.. huk aloh!
ada seorang lelaki tgh asyk mensyahdukan secawan kopi d tangan nya..
tetibe tanpa disangka2, isterinya pulang dr tempat kerje..

isterinye tersipu-penyapu senyum2..

suami: eh, yg awk tersipu2 cam siput ni pasal ape?
isteri: abg2, ayg nk tnye ckit bleh xbang?
suami: boleh..tade hal lahh..
isteri: abg cinta ayg tak?
suami: eh, mesti la cinte,isteri abg..xkan xcinta kot..
isteri: ermm..abg syg ayg x?
suami: loh..dah cinta msti la syg..xkan cinta tp benci. songal la bini aku nih!
isteri: ala,abg ni..jgn la main2..ayg tnye serius nih..
suami: ala,abg gurau je dgn isteri tersayang..xkn xleh kot..hehe.. adeh,jgn la cubit2 syg..
isteri: abg ni gatal la..nak kene tau..
suami: alalaa..comelnye die majuk.. buu cakk!! hehe
isteri: abg ni kan..hihii

kiden: aa..dah..dah.. ni apebende nih? gegurau mesre lak kt cni? aku tgh nk citer nih..
keyboard: oh..sory2 bos..hehehe..sje je..ok teruskan..

isteri: td kan bang,mse sy kt opis, lelepak dgn kekawan kan bang, sume kwn2 sy cerite sbab ape suami masing2 sayang kt diorg.
suami: haa..pastu? ape sapal nye?
isteri: si ida pnye suami cakap, die syg sbb ida pandai masak..
si saiful cakap,eh..si saiful pulak..saiful tu lelaki.. aa, si steff ckp laki die syg sbb mukenye cantik..
skarang ni ayang nk tnye, sbb ape abg sayang kt ayang?
suami: (terpanar dgn soklan) err..sbb ape abg syg awk? err..sbb ape eh? jap pikir jap..
isteri: abg ni..kate syg k ayang ckp la sbb ape..
suami: abg xtau la sayang..sbb ape pn abg xtau..tp abg syg kt awk.
isteri: eh,mne boleh xtau..kate cinte..kate sayang..tp xtau sebab..mne boleh!!
suami: ye, betul darling..abg xtau sbbnye..
isteri: abg kene bgtau jugak..klu x,maknenye abg xsayang kt sy..bgtau jugak..

setelah dipakse berkali2, akhirnye suaminye pn tensen n beralah..

suami: yelah2, abg syg kt awk sbb rupamu yg cantek, senyumanmu yg manis, matamu yg ayu, jln mu yg lenggang lenggok cam ulat gonggok, lesung pipitmu yg dalam mcm batu lesung, bentuk badanmu yg lentik, aicheewah! dan kepandaian mu memasak..haa,,pueh ati?

sang isteri pn menerima jawapan tersebut dgn hati yg girang plus ade bangga2 ckit..
lalu dia pn berlalu masuk ke bilik..smbil tenung2 kt lakinye..lakinye wat donnow jer..

selang beberapa hari kemudian, sang lelaki mndapat panggilan dari hospital yang menyatakan isterinye terbabit dlm kemalangan jlnraya yg teruk..dilanggar helikopter dan sekarang dalam keadaan koma..

si suami tu ape lg kwn2..menggelabah la die..cecepat salin baju,pastu start enjin keta dan bergegas ke hospital dimana isterinya diwadkan..
sesampainya di hospital, sang suami trus ke wad isterinya..n terlihat sebujur tubuh yg sedang koma terbaring kaku di atas sebuah katil moden. sang suami mendekatkan dirinya sendiri ke katil isterinya..
dalam linangan air mata..suaminya berkata teresak-esak.. sob.sob..sob..

suami: sebab itulah abg xtahu knapa abg cintakanmu sayang..jika kerana matamu yg ayu, sekarang matamu terkatup rapat dan sudah xayu lg malah nmpak layu. abg dah xboleh mencintaimu. jika kerana senyumanmu yg manis, sekarang kau xboleh lg tersenyum sprti biasa.kalau senyum pun dah macam org gila. abg dah xbleh mencintai mu. jika kerana jalanmu yg lenggang lenggok, sekarang kau xboleh berjalan. hanya mampu terbaring saja. abg dah xboleh mencintaimu.. abg cintakanmu bukan kerana matamu, senyummu atau gaya jalanmu.. abg mencintai mu sesungguh hatiku kerana allah s.w.t duhai isteriku tercinta.. bukan kerana fizikal mu..

isteri: (hnya mampu mengalirkan air mata walau sedang koma)

lampu pentas dipadamkan...

p/s: cinta teragung adalah cinta kepada ALLAH..

roti yg mantepp!

aku msa dapat email ni dr member,

igtkn apebende la depa dok jual2..

terang2 plak tuh..biase aku jumpe kt black market je..haha..yek2 aaje(toi).

rase2 cam xcaye jee bleh jual bnda2 ni kt public..

sekali..roti daa...

patut le..

jom kite nengok keunikan roti nih..

ade brann ke nk mkn roti klu ini macam?? huhuhu..

macam jual daging kt al-jazaar jer..

yg kanan 6inggit, yg kiri 4inggit pasal bnyak lemak

skilo 16inggit!! mari mari!!

ni wat kek besday kasi member yg tgh berenang sedap nih..ahaha

jangan tenung lelame..haa..kang tetibe....!!

perhh..kaki sebulan xmandi nih!!

muzik oh lagu

here withuot you..
aku suke gile kawkaban lagu nih..
kire my peberet song la org kmpung cakap..
dok hau gok knape.
pasal lirik ke, pasal lagu ke,
pasal guitar die kot..
bile aku dgaq lgu nih,msti tetibe ati tersentuh seyhh..
mebi bnyak knangan lame..ahahaha jiwang!
tp xnangis aa..!! hahahaha.. cool dude!
klu mengaji bleh a nk nangis2.hehe
tp lgu nih mmg best aa..
moh le dgar..

Lyricnye:

A hundred days had made me older
since the last time that I've saw your pretty face
A thousand lights had made me colder
and I don’t think I can look at this the same
But all the miles had separate
They disappear now when I’m dreaming of your face


I’m here without you beybeh
but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you beybeh
and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you beybeh
but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight it’s only you and me

The miles just keep rollin
as the people either way to say hello
I've heard this life is overrated
but I hope that it gets better as we go

I’m here without you beybeh
but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you beybeh
and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you beybeh
but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it’s only you and me


Everything I know,
and anywhere I go
it gets hard but it won’t take away my love
And when the last one falls,
when it’s all said and done
it get hard but it won’t take away my love

I’m here without you beybeh
but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you beybeh
and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you beybeh
but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it’s only you and me

Eye Trick..jom tgk..hehehe

try la buat mnde2 bodo ni

klu tetibe korg rse bosan en..

kot2..xde org nk berenang dgn anda.. cube la nih..
hehehe

cube kire.. ade brapekah titik itam pade gambar d atas?

young lady kee old woman?

cuba..dan cuba lagi..ahahaha

cbe try tenung lelame titik hitam tu..nnti yg kelabu tetepi die ilang

jarak mata n pc dlm 15cm..

tingkap ni menghadap ke kiri atau kanan?

arnab ke itik?

ape yg anda nampak?

mane anjingnye?

5 don'ts when u sleep

DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you,
switch it off first.

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE
You may never wake up again....

ku kembali..

ade brann ke nk buang ayor??

lopeh da stahun..eh stahun pulak..
lopeh da sbulan aku x update mnatang blog nih,
tetibe ringan la plak tgn nk update.. dok hau gok knape..heheh